The Twelve Sling Days of Christmas... and the reality!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

Twelve buckle carriers

Eleven daddies bonding

Ten Connecta chest straps

Nine Sleepy Nicos

Eight calm mummies

Seven snuggly stretchies

Six secure toddlers

Five riiiiiing sliiiiiiiiiings

Four peer supporters

Three Baie Trowens

Two hands free

And a baby asleep in a sling.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, reality gave to me…

12 soggy suck pads

11 straps a-tangled

10 pulled neck hairs

9 missing booties

8 crumbs a-tickling

7 sliding slip knots

6 bribed toddlers

5 poppppppppped seeeeeeeeeeats

4 digging shoulders

3 swaying mamas

2 saggy rucks

And a plea to just go to sleep!