The Twelve Sling Days of Christmas... and the reality!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Twelve buckle carriers
Eleven daddies bonding
Ten Connecta chest straps
Nine Sleepy Nicos
Eight calm mummies
Seven snuggly stretchies
Six secure toddlers
Five riiiiiing sliiiiiiiiiings
Four peer supporters
Three Baie Trowens
Two hands free
And a baby asleep in a sling.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, reality gave to me…
12 soggy suck pads
11 straps a-tangled
10 pulled neck hairs
9 missing booties
8 crumbs a-tickling
7 sliding slip knots
6 bribed toddlers
5 poppppppppped seeeeeeeeeeats
4 digging shoulders
3 swaying mamas
2 saggy rucks
And a plea to just go to sleep!